
He’s King in the North.” Minutes later, he will accidentally reveal that Jon used to be dead.
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After Missandei rattles off Daenerys’ full three minutes of titles and catchphrases, Davos pipes up with “This is Jon Snow. Luckily, Davos flubs it right out of the gate as Jon’s ill-prepared hype man. I guess we better hope this conversation goes poorly just to mix it up? We’ve seen her hold court what feels like dozens of times, and she’s spent the last several of these meetings steadily picking up allies without much guff. Unfortunately, so much of what happens on Game of Thrones is just the same five to seven things - backstabbing, front-stabbing, poisoning, smooching, horseback riding, eating bread - and the prospect of another throne-room meeting with Daenerys does not seem thrilling. Image: HBOīy the way, she made Jon and his coterie give up all their weapons and the rowboat that would ferry them back to their ship, so, uh, they’re trapped here. Our girl has one move, but its charms haven’t worn off yet, if you ask me. (And it wasn’t really that funny or cool the first time.) They also talk about girls they have or haven’t boned, and Tyrion informs Jon that his marriage to Sansa was “unconsummated.” Jon gets the first points of the night (+5) for some good comedic timing and this facial expression: Image: HBOĭaenerys, who has a lot of time on her hands, has choreographed a fun stunt in which Drogon almost knocks Jon Snow’s head off.

Tyrion and Jon have a moment on the beach that reminds me of every time I’ve ever seen two old frat bros hanging out: they swap a few insults and talk about Tyrion peeing off the side of the Wall, a story we’ve all heard at least 40 times. Jon is arriving from Winterfell - which he left at the end of the last episode - so I suppose we’re meant to assume that at least a month has passed in the last week. On that note, we kick the night off in Dragonstone. Cersei is a better military strategist than tyrion, it turns out
